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Bertie: Jeeves, there was a book on the little table-thing by the sofa...

Jeeves: Was it entitled 'Strength Through Willpower' by Lady Florence Craye, Sir?

Bertie: That's the one, Jeeves.

Jeeves: I placed it by your bedside, Sir. I took the liberty of glancing through the volume and thought it might make an excellent remedy for insomnia. Would you like me to get it, Sir?

Bertie: No. No, no... I'l... I'll get it, Jeeves. Just thought I'd leave it casually lying about. She gave it to me, you see... trying to improve my mind, I dare say.

Jeeves: That seems scarcely possible, Sir.