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Bertie: By the way, Jeeves, on no account let me agree to us staying here overnight.

Jeeves: Very good, Sir. Might one enquire why?

Bertie: Because, Jeeves, of all places on this great planet of ours, West Neck, Long Island has been chosen to be the most unexciting. The last time anything remotely interesting happened here was in 1842, when a tree fell over. They still talk about it in the village.