The nephew of a friend of mine is also meant to be here. I wonder if you know him? A Mr. Wooster.
Bertie (pretending to be Gussie Fink-Nottle):
Bertie Wooster? Oh, yes! Well, I've not actually had the pleasure, but I've heard of him. That's how I know his name... yes.
Apparently, he's completely irresponsible. Agatha says she often wonders if the kindest thing wouldn't be to put him in some kind of home.
(looking shocked) Well, if that isn't just... (realization sets in) Yes... ah... I wonder, has everyone heard the one about the ah, fan dancer and the performing flea?