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Dame Daphne: The nephew of a friend of mine is also meant to be here. I wonder if you know him? A Mr. Wooster.

Bertie (pretending to be Gussie Fink-Nottle): Bertie Wooster? Oh, yes! Well, I've not actually had the pleasure, but I've heard of him. That's how I know his name... yes.

Dame Daphne: Apparently, he's completely irresponsible. Agatha says she often wonders if the kindest thing wouldn't be to put him in some kind of home.

Bertie: (looking shocked) Well, if that isn't just... (realization sets in) Yes... ah... I wonder, has everyone heard the one about the ah, fan dancer and the performing flea?