Aunt Dahlia sends Bertie to "sneer" at an antique, silver cow creamer, in order to keep its price down. He accidentally brings the antique to the attention of rival collector Sir Watkyn Bassett, who buys it. Dahlia sends Bertie to get the creamer back at all costs. Amateur fascist dictator (and root-vegetable enthusiast) Sir Roderick Spode is interested in Madeline Bassett, and Gussie Fink-Nottle wishes Bertie to help keep the two separate. Jeeves finds a way of keeping Spode from beating Bertie into a jelly.

Bertie Wooster: I cannot do with anymore education Jeeves...

Stephanie 'Stiffy' Byng: "Bertie, I think you're a pig!" ...

Spode: And three, the compulsory scientific measurement o...

Aunt Dahlia: Your Uncle Tom's been having a bad time late...

Bertie: Send a telegram canceling that last telegram! ...